process in which one makes a cup out of their hand, covers their butthole with it, farts, and proceeds to smother that hand in someone's face
I got pocket-gased the other day.
by Scott Inglesby April 26, 2005
Exs that never seem to go to far away and always seem to be stuck in your pocket no matter if you think you remove them or not there they are
My pocket lint called me on the phone last night telling me how much they love and miss me they can't seem to understand I have moved one
by Peanut Kitteh November 11, 2008
by donkeypunch81 February 21, 2010
Yo, Lauren wouldn’t shut up so when she opened her mouth to say something so I gave her an Oregon Hot Pocket
by oregon331 March 11, 2018
The act of taking a shit and stuffing it up a pussy. Then you fuck the shit filled pussy and get the shit smashed up real good. You pull out have her hold her pussy shut. Then you put your head between her thighs and spread her pussy lips open and proceed to eat your shit out of her pussy like a hot pocket fresh out of the microwave with the filling pouring out.
Damn it! I wish I hadn’t cummed in her pussy. I just snowballed my own Alabama hot pocket!!! Guess now it’s a California Hot pocket!
by Captain nignog May 27, 2019
The culinary delight that results from riding the subway with your lunch in your back pocket. Kind of like a modern-day saddle steak.
My wallet felt a little softer than usual when I sat down on the L this morning and then I remembered I'd put a PBJ in my pocket. By the time I got to work, it was the perfect back-pocket panini, flat and warm. Only thing missing was grill marks.
by Harris Bergstein April 30, 2009
by Dumpster baby88 July 29, 2017