The sudden response to something sad happening. This sadness can go from mildly inconveniencing to a tragedy of some sort
by Bakuclout July 6, 2018

"My girlfriend broke up with me."
"This is so sad Alexa play Despacito."
"Fuck you."
"This is so sad Alexa play Despacito."
"This is so sad Alexa play Despacito."
"Fuck you."
"This is so sad Alexa play Despacito."
by 80'sglam July 11, 2018

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.
Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.
by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022

by abdulrahman1234 May 9, 2023

Reporter: Do you feel like you are being used correctly?
Terrell Owens: I'm just going with the plays that are called.
Guy #1: Did you sleep with my girlfriend?
Guy #2: Just going with the plays that are called.
Judge: What do you have to say for yourself?
Defendant: Just going with the plays that are called.
Terrell Owens: I'm just going with the plays that are called.
Guy #1: Did you sleep with my girlfriend?
Guy #2: Just going with the plays that are called.
Judge: What do you have to say for yourself?
Defendant: Just going with the plays that are called.
by WTH? TO October 1, 2009

by The Kyle November 25, 2010
