simp

Simp means getting/stealing your friends nitro on discord.

Bro, I just simped. simped = got nitro from my friend

by VertimaXx October 9, 2020

Fleet simp

A complete and utter loser

Guy 1: I have a gaming pc and u dont NOOB BROKE
Guy 2: You're still a fleet simp

by Undber January 2, 2021

Simp Pimp

A person who thinks they’re “all that” and can pull anyone they want, yet still only wants one person in a relationship.

Darren thinks he can get any girl, but only wants one girl. He’s a simp pimp

by Simp Pimp March 11, 2023

Simp Whay

Verb. The art of investing hundreds of hours into an extremely liberal ethnic broad with the hopes of getting into the meat wallet years later.

Guy 1: “Bro I think i’m done talking to La’Nicolerion, she stinks and is jobless, and won’t shut up about the government needing to pay for everything”

Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”

by BillCosbysBlackMeat August 13, 2023

Simp

A person who goes out of their way to be nice to another person thinking that it'll get them a reward for the kindness in the form of a relationship or some sexual act when in actual fact they are more than often just stuck in the friendzone. Everyone knows a simp.

The Mur: 'I think I simp daily...'
The Ray: 'Yes but at least you don't simp as much as him.'
The War: 'Attention all girls, if you need anything done I will sacrifice myself to do it for you.'
The War's Mind: 'After this they will all love me'
In reality: In friendzone with the entire female population.

by okboomer88 March 27, 2020

Simp

A man who puts the hoes before the bros. Especially one that is related to the bros.

Billy came home from working out of town and instead of hanging with his friend, he instead went to his friends sisters’. Billy is a simp.

by Jacked4Life August 2, 2022

Simp

Miles tichenor

Bro he’s such a simp he sounds like miles

by Imapotatoe April 19, 2020