a permit that you have to apply for if you cant stop eating all the food at your house or workplace.
by Phil Elverum February 12, 2025
Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.
Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?
by hello_imded April 20, 2023
A quick sound bite or clip that provides just enough information nourishment to the recipient's ego so as to reinforce their preexisting prejudices and pet theories. Gossip food should consist of fabricated news, misinterpreted facts, lies, propaganda and other excremental matter which would still approximate the consistency of some unidentifiable junk food which yet satisfies an essential craving to sustain a flatulent ego. Gossip food should be short and disguise the point, and be missing some essential ingredients such as: truth, etc. It can always be premade in small batches of innuendo, hearsay, vaporous matter, disintegrating sources, and falsies fallacies.
She craved gossip food so much that she could not wait until it came out of the press secretary's mouth, and trained a legion of puppets to concoct some out of Kardashian oatmeal.
by ForgetMeKnot! June 28, 2019
A yearly office Pre-Thanksgiving pot luck feast, consisting of poor food choices that would otherwise be frowned upon (i.e. fast food, snacks, treats, candies etc.). Generally occurs the week before Thanksgiving so individuals have time to recover from the poor decisions made during the Feast.
A Feast Of Foods to celebrate the poor decisions made over the last year.
Feast of Foods is not a corporate sponsored event.
The Feast consists of all foods brown and friend.
I spent the rest of the day in the "office" after the Feast.
Feast of Foods is not a corporate sponsored event.
The Feast consists of all foods brown and friend.
I spent the rest of the day in the "office" after the Feast.
by Mr.Gerbik December 02, 2022
To transfer food onto a plate.
Originated in the 1990's from the colloquial language of lower class 'chav' type people. A way to lessen the texts deemed superfluous to the main focus of gossip about others.
Originated in the 1990's from the colloquial language of lower class 'chav' type people. A way to lessen the texts deemed superfluous to the main focus of gossip about others.
by Balanced Boz September 24, 2023
Him: Would you like a filling breakfast this morning?
Her: I’m still full from that reverse food baby you gave me this morning.
Her: I’m still full from that reverse food baby you gave me this morning.
by LightFoe December 18, 2021
The most disgusting meal on earth. Make this horrendous dish for your kitty and watch them turn in to little monsters - who hate you & you hate them.
Make this for your weird human self and cry yourself to sleep.
Make this for your weird human self and cry yourself to sleep.
by KittyDaddyCam November 25, 2021