mike

the majik man ! i fucking love that bitch !! all hail camel man

" mikes so fucking sexy "
" REAAALL hes so autism sexy hot man "

by majicmikeREAL November 20, 2022

Mike

Some dirty, soyboy, neckbeard simp who ran amok on Fanpop.

Nobody likes a Mike.

by kurō kōdōra April 24, 2023

Mike

The term used to ban someone from a Discord server with no real reason.

I just Mike'd this guy because he annoyed me

by CrippledWheelchairMcDumDum January 5, 2021

Mike

Mike can be like funny or whatever.

Me: Share your name on instagram Mike!
Mike: nah I’m good

by 1ofamillion November 23, 2021

Mikee

Mikee as a girl is so hot amazing. And will throw you off a building but will fuck you before she does it. When she fucks you she will fuck you up. After a good sesh with her your whole perspective in life will change and you’ll be knocked out like you could make her your NyQuil.

“You see that girl she’s so fine!?”
“She’s definitely a Mikee”

by Chickflickquicktit69 December 22, 2021

mikes laneway

a group of laneways in toronto that have been extremely vandalised and tagged up. large groups of teenagers meet here to smoke, drink, and hide/sell stolen goods.

Man 1: "yo, we 'bout to go down to mikes laneway and get smashed, you wanna come?"
Man 2: "yeye, i need to sell this ipod i just stole"

by Vlademir December 12, 2008

Mike

A sexy man child, who always gives good candy to children.

Idfk mike is hot

by Mansexychild September 15, 2021