Mary Edwords

A potato cunt who laughs like a cut up potato and moves like a sliced potato. She also is a cannibal as she eats ... potatoes.

Me: mum, what’s for tea tonight?
Mum: well, I went to the shop and bought us a nice big Mary edwords

Me: ewwwww

by Gaycie hoe May 16, 2019

Aspen marie

She will be your bad and angeliece loves her alot and she is awsome

Aspen marie is awsome.

by Lilop August 19, 2019

a mary shelley

A hand job in a mausoleum .

"My goth girlfriend totally gave me A Mary Shelley last night! "

by Cricci August 22, 2019

Johnny-Mary

A rude name Little Larley uses.

Hey Johnny-Mary.

by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019

Johnny-Mary

A rude name Larley uses.

Hey Johnny-Mary.

by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019

Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary

A rude name Larley uses.

Hey Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary.

by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019

st marys

the worst school in limerick. filled with snakes and want to be travellers.

boy1: i met a bird from st marys
boy2: mort for you

by 1638293 August 28, 2019