Kick Stand

When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021

Crouton Kick

Crouton kick is where stick ur dick in an Latina ear and roundhouse kick her rapidly in the Pussy

Jack crouton kick his teacher on his last day of school!

by Jack me off ryan December 21, 2021

kicking the muffin

Wasting time or doing nothing of consequence.

"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."

by drygravytrain December 22, 2021

friendly kick

A kick or 808 that is absolutely in no world friendly but makes the speakers shake.

Dickrider: The combination of the kick sound and the 808 is the perfect- like they match each other perfectly...

J Cole: Yeah they do...

Dickrider: They sit like here's the kick and here's the 808 and they just like-

J Cole: That's cuz that kick is friendly yo, that kick

Friendly kick: pblblbpblblbb

by gaycin December 23, 2021

Kick the bucket

A farming phrase linked with starvation, whether you the milker of the animal or the animal itself kick the bucket the contents of value dispense to nothing and the recipient of the usually milk in this actual analogy goes hungry often the weakest or youngest such as babies with a limited amount of food they are able to eat making milk a primary necessary food source

When the cow kick the bucket after improperly grabbing its udder we all went hungry that day

by Wisconsin farmers March 14, 2022

kick-flick-bend-crunch

the two-person game of flicking and empty drinks can, usually over and back across a table. knock it clear from your opponent, and you score.

gee, what an exciting game of kick-flick-bend-crunch! you totally wiped the floor with me on that one. i love sports!

by the-ginger March 21, 2022

kick snow

Go kick snow is a 'northern' way of saying "go kick rocks".

This is private property so go kick snow

by candice_food_fit_in_your_mouth February 8, 2022