Jeremy John

a motherfucking gorilla who will eat your cookies

yo that motherfucker is so swol he is like a Jeremy John

by g2b1o2y1 October 8, 2021

John Doe

John Doe and is a multiple-use placeholder name that is used in the United States when the true name of a person is unknown or is being intentionally concealed. In the context of law enforcement in the United States, such names are often used to refer to a corpse whose identity is unknown or unconfirmed.

John doe was a mysterious man.

by deware February 20, 2023

peaceful john

Giving a blow job to sleeping guy

Randy passed out but that girl was so hammered she gave him a peaceful john

by moosewithdabiggoose June 22, 2014

Johns Mom

A mother of a boy named John.

Also a person who sleeps with many women.

Johns mom bought a spa.

by Sucacock May 14, 2023

john and molly

A John and a Molly is perfect for each other. They laugh, live and love together. They simply can't get enough of each other and their sex is insanly good. If you meet John and Molly you will be inspired, and maybe jealous as well beacuse everyone wants what John and Molly has. The relationship of John and Molly is true goals.

Boy: I want to be like John and Molly
Girl: I know, their relationship is goals

by Swagmaster078 October 7, 2017

John Nicoletti

My dad

"When will John Nicoletti support me and my mom?"

by peefwan October 27, 2017

Happy John

Happy John Someone who gets sadistic pleasure by tormenting his friends or coworkers. This may involve dry anal rape, kidnaping, or grand theft.

I can not believe he did the Happy John to me by putting that box cutter in my butt.

by The Lar November 21, 2019