Oh You Can Just

Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.

"I cannot pay you online."

"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."

"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"

"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"

"No, that was it, thank you."

by jillmcpail June 8, 2022

It's just a prank, bro

Yes it was just a prank bro.

It's just a prank, bro, so get a sense of humour you fucking snowflake!

by UltimateDoge June 8, 2022

you just got slayed

when you slay someone like have a good come back to something somebody said

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it’s also from the song “Slayed” by Ayesha Nicole Smith

you just got slayed babe !!

by anonymous June 12, 2022

Just Adi Things

A blanket excuse the Jordanian CSGO player Adi uses for when he gets a kill using wall and or aim hacks in the video game CSGO

Person 1: Dude, that guy has to be hacking, he no scoped me through a wall

Person 2: Nah that's just Adi things

by Cookie_21__ June 18, 2022

Just edge

Pulling out of a Just eat order before ordering, and, if, in a group, pissing everyone off in the process of doing so

Alex: Cheesy chips?

James: Yes, sure!

Alex: Actually, I’m not really feeling it.

James: Just eat? More like Just edge

by Fat whopper June 19, 2022

literally just an a

it’s a fucking a

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF ITS A FUCKING A!!!!!!!!!!

literally just an a

by give me vagina June 24, 2022

Just Fuck Me

A person, typically a girl, who wants a man to have sex with her, usually she wants hard sex.

Dylan, get it out and just fuck me!

by DefinitionsDefinitions June 25, 2022