I'm shivering

-a display of energy
-extremely surprised

-to be shocked

-To be wearing expensive things

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- "OMG you are iced out!" "I'm shivering!"I'm so pumped, I'm shivering!"
- "When it's April 2nd and she's still pregnant, I'm shivering!"
- "I'm shivering cuz I'm about to present"
- "The dynamite blew up! I'm shivering!"

by powieoe April 15, 2019

I'm on it tonight

He's on a roll with relevant and humorous conversation.

When I'm on it tonight:

Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…

Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!

by Okaybird April 16, 2019

i'm not famous

a phrase used by the one and only Hero Fiennes - Tiffin.

he has 1.5 million followers on ig, bitch he is famous.

hero: i'm not famous

fans: you are famous babe

by Whoreforheroandjo April 18, 2019

i'm gonna salt you

A warning to prepare someone for a tongue lashing, that they'll be crying once you're done with them.

Talk about my mom one more time and I'm gonna salt you.

by PicklesToMe August 9, 2019

I'm all edge

To be up for anything. Down to do anything.

1: Hey bro, wanna go suck a dick?
2: Yeah, i'm all edge bro!

by MawkShawt August 29, 2019

I'm all edge

Being up for anything. Being ready to go.

Bro #1 : Wanna suck my dick, bro?
Bro #2 : Sure, I'm all edge bro.

by MawkShawt September 6, 2019

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019