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go green

When one saves fossil fuels by masturbating at home rather than paying a woman to drive all the way over for sex.
Q: Are you still paying that woman to drive over to your home and have sex with you?

A: No. I have decided to turn over a new leaf and go green.
by crudhammer November 5, 2012
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Green Party

A billigerent college drunk fest that takes place on the center gathering area of a campus ie the green, quad or other termonology.
"What is all that billigerent noise?" "That's the green party you dumbass"

"OH shit here comes public saftey and the SOPD!!"
by mmmhmmm713 April 21, 2006
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Green Goblin

it is similar to the blue waffle except it is green. usually discovered when the dude removes his condom and there is a green puss covering it. it is unclear to tell if a girl is the green goblin unless you have sex with her and you discover the green ooze.
by Greypods February 13, 2015
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Green Day

One of the all time gayest bands. Their lead singer, Billy Joe Armstrong, even looks like a girl, and the other members, Tre Cool and Mike Dirnt, aren't far from it. They either play emo songs where they complain about their life, or songs that make absolutely no sense at all. They are all STONERS (hence the name, "Green Day"). They have made countless albums, but have never been exceptionally good. Their songs have little meaning, their guitar player is less then average, and their drummer is around par. For better music, try Dream Theater, Metallica, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, etc.
Buddy: Hey man, you wanna come over? We could listen to Green Day!

Me: Umm... Riiiight... Do me and favor and chunk that crap. I'll bring my Metallica cd.
by Dustin Stroud September 21, 2008
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green day

posers..green day are posers. They USED to be cool (there old music) but now there gay. AKA American Idiot. psh please.
Stupid Poser:OMG I LISTEN TO GREEN DAY!! THERE SO COOL I LOVE THEM
Person with sence of music: Omg your so stupid, you shall never breathe again *pulls out a 9 and shoots them in the head four times*
by Rachel February 24, 2005
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Green Party

A Green Party member believes that tree's and plants are the greatest things in the world. There are no humans, animals or bugs; just trees. Without Green Party members, there would be almost no one to make fun of. These people are so far left on the retard scale that they would kill themselves over a plant.

Also see psycho
Green Party Member: SAVE THE EARTH!
Democrat: Isn't "save" spelled saev?
Republican: God Damn retards
Socialist: BARACK OBAMA IS MY HERO!
by TacoMann May 26, 2009
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gang green

the hardest, baddest gang in d-town nigga. they be rollin up in here wit dey brims real low and they bandanas on and those niggas robbed me BLIND NIGGA. i ain't seen a harder gang since i was lookin at my dick durin back door sluts 9 ya herr?
that gang green just rolled up in here wit dey guitars, cameras, hockey sticks, glasses, paintbrushes drumsticks and whatever else they muh fuh got and they blasted dis joint up!
by gang green November 18, 2006
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