Dylan H

Dylan Howells is a waftty twat that complains about everything. He is from Auschwitz meaning he is a Jew.

‘Dylan Howell will get gassed because he’s a Jew.’

by BundaLengerz September 18, 2021

Dylan

A white guy who loves sausage and his is very tiny. His girlfriend (if he has one) is very down to earthIs extremely blessed with great friends. Not a very athletic person, slow, no hops, no agility. Has a high ego but is not the sharpest tool in the shed. His favorite number is 1/2

You remind me of Dylan

by kiteflyer May 31, 2024

Dylan

You know you shouldn’t miss him but you do anyway. He’ll chat you up claiming that he loves you and only wants to be with you only to be seen with his amazing girlfriend (who deserves so much more) the next day. You’ll remember the good old days where you’d laugh and play and wish those days still existed. One day you’ll find out he cheated on you with your best friend and dump his ass immediately. He’ll leave town for 2 years only to come back to fuck up your life again. He’ll hold your hand during 1st period only to make out with his new girlfriend at lunch. One day you’ll look back and wonder “Why?”.

Dylan is a fuck boy.
Dylan is now a prostitute and visits his neighbour Susan every week.

by Depresso-Espresso April 10, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is a guy with a big brain upstairs. He has the sweetest smile and a kind heart. He's a giant geek, and reminds me of Geek Charming! He has a cat mouth, and looks like Seito Kaiba! He's a size 11 shoe, and bro is definitely packing downstairs. He's a great friend and even better partner; he's smart too. But he's super shy.

Matt: Dylan is my best friend!
Lulu: Dylan is always stealing from Matt.

by Waifu!~ June 19, 2023

Dylan

Dylan’s are typically great guys who definitely pack some extra hog. They’re funny and make for great company, but sometimes they’re stubborn and golf shitty courses 100s of miles from anything convenient. They’re also pretty bad at knockout city but with a little more practice they’ll one day be as good as people named Jake.

If you want to golf a shit course, call Dylan.

by Las colians sucks August 18, 2022

Dylan

Big hard man who will try and stab you with pens in the neck but woose out of it last minutes and is a teachers pet at maths and in really annoying.

Person 1: Do you know Dylan Person 2: yeah he tried to stab me with a pen but instead said he had a headache and ran off

by Fightyboyborninjune January 28, 2020

Dylan Mulvaney

The man who thinks he is a woman, dresses like a woman, talks like a woman, walks like a woman, squeaks like a woman and the one who singlehandedly took down a giant Bud Light by being zesty. Maybe something's wrong in the head? Maybe in the bowels, who knows?

Kyle: Man I don't even wanna drink a can of Bud Light after that fag Dylan Mulvaney drank it.
Ron: Yeah man, fuck Bud Light, fuck Dylan Mulvaney. Jeez, I can't fucking believe I used to drink the same beer as that faggot!

Kyle: Yeah man such a shame. Hey bro, wanna buy a ton of Bud Light and shoot em' down with a pair of M16 this weekend?
Ron: Sounds fun, I'll pay for the mess. Come on, get in the truck, we're gonna buy ourselves a lotta Bud Light

by Colton Boone June 25, 2025