A erection that happens when there is no sexual stimuli present. Usually during untimely situations. Mostly present in males going through puberty, but can happen from time to time in adult males.
I was sitting in a Alcoholic Anonymous and suddenly had a case of zombie dick.
Mr. Kelley didn't want to stand up to teach his because he had developed a zombie dick grading papers.
Mr. Kelley didn't want to stand up to teach his because he had developed a zombie dick grading papers.
by MillerMan0203 December 29, 2010
Get the Zombie dick mug.a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.
"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"
"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"
"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"
"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"
"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"
by Gnizzo December 28, 2005
Get the donkey dick mug.something you call your friend when he wakes up at 1:00 in the afternoon. Often it is a term that spontaneously slips the tongue because you cannot think of a better insult.
Friend: Damn, I slept till 1?
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!
by fadsfdsfd February 2, 2008
Get the dick nugget mug.by Gekume September 20, 2018
Get the Dick weed mug.by Orangegobbler March 19, 2021
Get the Big dick mug.A penis of such awesome size, dimension, and performability that even straight boys are in awe of it.
by Predatory Male II May 2, 2010
Get the Dick of Death mug.When the head of your dick gets sore from lying on your surfboard too long waiting for the next set.
by maverickbluer1 October 27, 2007
Get the surf dick mug.