your dad didn't leave you

unrealistic

your dad didn't leave you
what???????????????????//

by very cool swing set November 24, 2024

dad racist

When your dad, grandpa, uncle, etc. say things that are racist and questionable, but they aren't actually prejudiced against anyone.

"Is your dad racist?"

"Nah but he is dad racist"

by PerkN December 26, 2021

Dad-warmth

The unique bodily property exclusive to dads that allows them to resist frigid weather while wearing their khaki shorts.

Mother:"Your dad went out without a jacket!"
Son:"Eh, he'll be fine. He's got Dad-warmth."

by Flimflambam October 5, 2018

Dad roulette

You and your friends mix your cum together and inject it into a (consenting) woman. whenever the baby is born get a dna test done and whoever is the dad wins.

Yo you tryna play a game of dad roulette?

by Watch "cool as ice" December 18, 2020

Dad

A big butt who never shares and someone your mom should have never married

My dad has never shared anything in his life.

by Jong Jang October 16, 2019

Dad

Something no one in this world will ever have until you win the lottery.

Dad is gone for milk. Dad is extracting milk.

by CumandEat November 8, 2022

Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.

It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal and I think I am working harder for money. It is my secret or not so secret maybe.

Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.

by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023