deadbeat dad

when he went to the store to buy milk 15 years ago

my deadbeat dad went to the store 15 years ago and hasn't got back yet.

by big wock November 1, 2018

dad

a dad is different than a father a dad is a man who chooses to be there, love and support you no matter what, a father is when you have a child.

i wish i had a dad

by adrie L. November 4, 2018

dad

The man who won the award for 'longest time spent at the store' with a total of 15 years.

I wonder when my dad's gonna get back from the store.

by ponybalogna November 10, 2018

Dad

Someone whom fucked your mom just to go to the grocery store and 8 years later you still needs some milk.

Dad: I’ll Ben right back son we’re out of milk
8 years later
Son: Bitch where mah milk at

by Grandpapi knows where u live February 19, 2019

Dad sesh

When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.

Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.

by Kevin Haas February 20, 2019

Dad

Gone to get some milk.

Hey mom why did Dad leave us,

by Joe Muma February 20, 2019

Dad

That one guy that you saw at the store 15 years after you were born.

I was at the store and was like oh, who’s that guy. Oh wait, that’s my dad. Finally after 15 fucking years I found you.

by Hunter Stegman February 21, 2019