a guy that's tired of searching his name up and only getting religion related results. has a really big dick and gets all the girls.
look at that christian
by idek my name January 23, 2017
Get the christianmug. by soluseity May 24, 2024
Get the Christian Dinnermug. Christian, a fucking annoying person that has ADHD and autism if meet one walk the other way. He is a Nazi that's a satanist and wants to kill everyone. He will try and rape you first though before he kills you. If he doesn't rape you, then he will try to stab you to death and t-bag you until you get put into a graveyard.
Person 1: "Christian is coming towards us."
Person 2: "Lets walk the other way, before he talks about his fantasies of killing us"
Person 2: "Lets walk the other way, before he talks about his fantasies of killing us"
by 4lw4ysR1ght October 27, 2019
Get the Christianmug. by Cyclone841 June 7, 2024
Get the Christianmug. A badass that loves to eat, and can't be more crazy,he has no filter and is amazing at almost anything
by Wild_card7703 March 14, 2017
Get the christian knightmug. His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.
Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.
by GeetLord January 5, 2018
Get the Christian Gouldingmug. by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022
Get the Christian Minecraft Servermug.