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B.A.F.W.O.T.

B.A.F.W.O.T., pronounced Bof-Wot, is an acronym for Big Ass Fucking Waste Of Time. Used to denote anything that one can consider a waste of time. For example:
I'm not going to try and find that needle in the haystack. It's not only cliche, it's a B.A.F.W.O.T.

You expect me to get my ass off this couch and help you find your keys? What a B.A.F.W.O.T.

Going to work after Superbowl Sunday? B.A.F.W.O.T.

World of Warcraft? B.A.F.W.O.T.

MLP:FIM? B.A.F.W.O.T.
by AttackoftheRoland January 23, 2014
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B.A.M

B.A.M
Black American monarch;an affluent American of African ancestry. Your typical B.A.M grew up nicely in New York, Atlanta,Chicago or Los Angeles, went to an expensive prep school and graduated from a top tier university.
"The Smith twins are such B.A.Ms they both got into Columbia. Their dads a legacy so I'm not even surprised."
"The Obamas are such fu**in B.A.Ms"
by Barryb800 January 23, 2015
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B.A.M.F.

an abbreviation for Bad Ass Motherfucker. A term for a person who accomplishes amazing or surprising feats of luck, style, intellect, buisness, prowess, strength, sport or some combination thereof.
That guy Cory has a massive penis, gets mad girls, and has crazy loot stacks. He sure is B.A.M.F.

I totally want to buy him socks and suck his cock.
by EagleFresh February 10, 2015
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B.A.M.F

My friend just got arrested for drugs he is a B.A.M.F
by K Street Wrath March 22, 2015
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B.A.N

"That guy can't afford shit."
"Yeah, because he's a B.A.N
by -ss April 21, 2015
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B.A.H.

Bomb Ass Head. Oral sex that is so great it leaves you dazed. Head that puts you to sleep or leaves you walking with a limp.
Girl she gave me B.A.H. had my ass stuck... I was low key seeing stars
by Jamyrabomb September 24, 2015
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b.a.p

she has that b.a.p
by bruh25 September 24, 2015
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