Glory Hole

Quite possibly one of the most odd sexual inventions of modern times. A glory hole is a hole cut typically out of a bathroom stall or a wall in an adult video store. One either inserts a penis into the hole or waits at said hole for a dick to poke through.

Once the cock is through the hole, the most common action is for someone to suck it. However, I do suppose the wang could penetrate another's buttocks of a vagina if the other individual is able to position himself or herself correctly.

What "glory" could come from such an anonymous sexual encounter in a filthy bathroom stall or overused private booth in an adult erotica store is beyond me. But people are fucking weird and I suppose one couldn't imagine a sexual fetish that hasn't already been attempted on this planet.

Greg: Hey man, I thought maybe we'd go glory hole hunting today. What do you think?

Jon: Sure. Sounds great and since I'm short, I've always got a stepping stool in m'trunk just for the occassion!

Greg: Really?!?! I can't wait!!!

Jon: No, you queer. Why would I want to stand in filth while a stranger, most likely unattractive and male, gobbles on my Johnson? Friendship over. But go ask Mike or Tom, I'm sure they'd be into it.

by KidPornoholic March 30, 2017

Hole Punch

Addition to the 'squirrel grip' - which is inserting your thumb in a woman's vagina, and your index finger in her anus (other way around if she is in 'doggy' position)

The hole punch is when you squirrel grip a lady so intensely, a new hole is created between the anus and vagina. Therefore, every-time this woman shits in the future, she shits out her anus AND vagina.

"Man, I must have hole punched a bird last night, because she pushed out a chocolate baby in the morning"

by imaginative wal August 5, 2007

key holing

Key holing is a part of certain people's sexual life. It means that during sex not only the penis, but the balls as well are in the vagina/anus.
Can be used as a verb too.

1.Oh my god!! Last night I was key holing my girlfriend very hard!
2. Hey, look at that chic! I would keyhole her right now!

by gtbanana August 1, 2009

wookie hole

it is a female with an abnormally hairy ass hole

Guy #1- dude. I was fucking this girl doggy style and i look down and that bitch showed me her wookie hole(hairy brown eye hole).
I think it even spackled at me in the face.(picture a wookie yelling at you and spitting all over ur shit.)

guy #2- dude that is FUCKED UP!

by porch monkey 69 April 4, 2009

hole in one

to sexually penetrate a partner at the first attempt

trevor held her down, slapped her face, kicked her shins, and attempted a hole in one. unfortunately for him staffordshire bull terriers don't like this treatment and she turned and bit off his meat & two veg

by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003

knot hole

The condition when a woman's pubic hair is so mismanaged and overgrown that the knotted hair prevents entry.

Her pubic hair was so overgrown, I couldn't get in - I was cock blocked by the knot hole.

by wtai June 14, 2010

ASS HOLE

ETHAN LOCKHART

person 1: "Hey is that ethan lockhart??"

person 2: "Yeah WHAT A DOUCHE BAG I HATE HIM ASS HOLE"

person 1: "i know his ego is WAY too big"

person 2: "especially for how short he is"

Both: "AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH"

by anonymous189033 May 27, 2009