Web Brothers

When 2 guys make out with the same girl.

Dude you kissed her too? We are Web Brothers! Sick!

by Jolly bean October 23, 2018

ur brother a mother

the worst insult you could ever say to anyone. saying it results in the instant death of the one being insulted. nothing can stop it. don't use unless your life is on the line.

jon: "your mom gay"
max: "your brother a mother"
jon"oh god. OH FU-" *dies*

by tonyross May 13, 2018

spit on your brother

A day you spit on your brother 🥰 ITS ON THEIR BIRTHDAY!!

Brother: it’s my birthday!!
You: happy birthday! Hey guess what

Brother: what?

You: *spit on him*

brother: WTF

You: ITS SPIT ON YOUR BROTHER DAYY!!

by Stan P1Harmony ☝️😁 April 4, 2021

brother

Male that has two parents in common with another living being.

Brother.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

my brother

useless crap (jk i love u bro)

"I love your useless crap."
"You mean my brother?"

by lukascockeater January 30, 2023

2000s older brother core

People that have watered down nearly every alt subculture and baked it into one big clusterfuck. The clothes needed to achieve the 2000s older brother core aesthetic can be found on aliexpress (bonus points if it is made out of polyester). If you want to really get into it buy the biggest jncos, southpoles, etc and baggiest affliction or tapout shirt (they can't skate and dont know what mma is). Bonus points if they went to a semetary concert wearing an ushanka.

"Name 5 2000s older brother core songs"
"smegmatary, jnco, ushanka, affliction, and skate archive"

by wichkrft December 18, 2024

Sister/brother/cousins

When sisters share a baby daddy their offspring would be sister/brother/cousins.

Or if a brothers have the same baby mama their offspring would also be sister/brother/cousins.

We not just cousins, we sister/brother/cousins.

by Babygirl💋😍 May 26, 2022