V-train

The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.

It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.

Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.

Side effects include

-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea

-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending

Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).

1.
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.

2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!

by danasp_42 February 3, 2020

Wayne train

Somebody screams Wayne followed by another person copying them. This is carried on till stopped.

*someone screams Wayne*
*Others copy*
*Someone stops the train*
Jah: "wow what a Wayne train"

by The_shermanator69 February 5, 2020

L-trained

Based on the name for the train in New York L-train is a name pimps like to give themselves considering that the L-train has 24 stops. So being L-trained simply means having a train run on you by a pimp named L-train or having a twenty four person train run on you. Also there was a well known pimp in Akron Ohio who was well known for running L-trains . Coincidentally he called himself L-train.

After Cynthia was L-trained by Big Mac she needed a full vagioplasty.

by Queenofspades28 April 3, 2020

Alabama Train Horn

When someone reaches between a man's legs and tugs his balls down in an aggressive or assault style manner. This causes excruciating pain.

Well, Suzette caught Uncle Daddy with Cousin Jeska again and gave him the Alabama Train Horn. I think he learned his lesson.

by LemmePikachuBoo May 3, 2020

Glazed train

Where 6+ men cum on each other cocks then have an orgy standing in a line

That group loves glazed trains, I was invited once... I showed up late.

by F unce 555ws May 15, 2020

zoom train

A group sex encounter, analogous to a “train”, which is facilitated by remote conferencing technology such as Zoom.

Hey me and the boys tryna slide thru and run a zoom train on Haley tonight. What's the meeting ID?

by tyronesbihhh May 25, 2020

paper train

A cargo of money and/or illegal substances

“Ay when’s the paper train coming? “
“Soon tony, my uncles driving it. He’s the best paper train driver i’ve ever met..He won’t let us down.”

by dugwit May 27, 2020