Valentine's Day

The day where the happy celebrate and the lonely masterbate.

Valentine's Day was such a bust, all I did was watch Netflix and masterbate.

by Anm777 February 14, 2017

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tweener day

(noun) the day between two people's birthdays, the perfect day for them to throw a conjoined party

"yo are you going to tweener day?"

"duh but it its a weird idea since erin and jordan are both so obsessed with themselves I cant believe they are throwing a conjoined party"

by oopsy July 6, 2023

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Payne Day

Payne day celebrates the day Payne completed his conquest of Botswana

Me: Ugh why do we have school today it’s Payne Day

by Professor Thomas poop February 23, 2021

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sweater day

A day where everything has gone to shit so much, you just go home, put on a giant sweater and drink alone.

"How was work?"

"..."

"Sweater day, huh?

by Firm Handshake July 23, 2014

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Risitas day celebrates the late Comedian El Risitas who was featured in several memes when he was interviewed in 2007

The holiday is April 5th and to celebrate spend time with your family and tell jokes around the fire.

I spent Risitas Day at Jose's house and we told some joke in honor of El Risitas

by NerfMaster69 April 29, 2021

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