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Life Condom

A manner of living in which your sole goal is to endure as long as possible.

Synonyms: "Those goddamn Orientals"
by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019
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Life tap

verb: life tap; 3rd person present: life taps; past tense: life tapped; past participle: life tapped; gerund or present participle: life tapping

extremely light, gentle strike to the testicles by back of the fingers of a cupped hand; done properly, effects will manifest after 30 seconds: excruciating pain at least 10 times worse than a solid hit/kick to the same testicles.
My friend said he was gonna life tap me. He then cupped his hand and tried to hit me in the nuts! I backed off, and thought he just grazed me. He then started laughing: after 30 seconds my eyes filled with tears as it felt like pure fire shot through my testicles and an intense ache came on too!
by Liphradicus Epicus November 1, 2016
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brit life

To be "bout that life" and nobody knows it but you're a straight up Gangsta. You live by and die by a specific code and serve only Dippity Dee himself. You are oozing with mad swag and everything about your life is completely Boss status. If you always win at whatever you do, you could be bout that brit life. Only real ones can claim too be bout that brit life cuz brit life is the highest level of status one can gain. The capo himself cant and wont claim to be bout that BRIT LIFE!!
Gangsta #1: Damn, look at Dippity over there wit his new chic yo.. She straight swaggarific G.. All iced out like a boss beezy.. She straight up Gangsta yo!

Gangsta #2: Yea dogg you know she bout that BRIT LIFE
by Midasthepimp December 10, 2018
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life deficiency

Lacking in all aspects of life and societal aspects.
Brudda dumb asf, bro definitely has life deficiency fr.
by sriuba April 20, 2023
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the meaning of life

For a man, the meaning of life is to bust your nut into as many asses as possible.

For a woman, the meaning of life is to find the best nut you can and put it into your ass.
I have achieved the meaning of life.
-Don Juan

I have failed to achieve the meaning of life.
-Oprah Winfrey
by Babby April 19, 2016
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life milk

by Dr.lovelybone June 9, 2016
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JJ Life

that boi jj is raw at basketball and will take your girl while snapping your ankles and hitting the shot
dang kyries snappin everyones ankles tonight, he´s playing like a real JJ Life
by Everyones thick hoe February 8, 2019
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