The Dirty Vitalli

When a UNICEF worker or any other charity asks you for a charitable donation you gently say "go fuck your mother" and get in the car

UNICEF:excuse me sir, can you spare a dollar for the African orphans?

Person: go fuck your mother (gently). Car starts and drives away.

UNICEF: fuck I got the dirty vitalli again today.

by Jrmmmm March 21, 2024

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The dirty switlick

When 7 guys fill every one of masons moms holes including the ears and nose.

I’m totally pulling the dirty switlick tonight on your grandma!

by Steve Hraby April 2, 2024

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The Dirty Mustaine

When you break up with a girl a few days before you are going to get married and spend the next 30 years writing songs about her.

yo did yo hear that David is planning on giving his girl The Dirty Mustaine?

by Dougie Wide April 10, 2024

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The dirty Webber is the act of eating a womens asshole in the shower while water runs down her back entering her ass crack. The ass eater then proceeds to choke on said water, after this is accomplished in the midst of chocking the eater of the ass hole accidentally zurburts the wrinkled star fish.

My buddy offered to eat his girlfriend's ass in the shower and ended up giving her the dirty Webber.

by Zon featering just the DJ . April 19, 2024

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