Andrew-Andreas

Andrew-Andreas

A gentelman. The best most loving person you will ever meet. He is the guy that will change your life. Extremely honest will say things as they are .He is talented in many ways can probably play guitar draw and cook extremely well,he is a modern old school guy that probably will ride a Harley's bike later in life but also will rock a adventure motorcycle. This guy is the one that everyone wants to have as a friend and boyfriend funny,sexy, fun ,adventures,gentel and kind. If he falls in love with you you are the luckiest person alive he will make you feel like you are the most special person he will take care of you love you and always be there for you when things are good or bad he will hug you and never let you go .You will probably get lost in his eyes.Andrew-Andreas has humor he can make everyone laugh .Super sociable can have a chat with everyone ,he probably works as a barber or in a bar ,and for sure is the best barber you will ever meet and makes the best drinks .
Andrew that hot sexy guy... dont ever let him go keep him, take care of him, love him . Dont ever break his hurt you will never find a better guy

Big dick, great kisser. Best guy you will ever have sex with can fuck you more that 9 times a day . He will take care of you in every way possible
Girlfriend: had the best day today had morning,brunch,snack ,lunch night sex today with Andrew-Andreas...AMAZING
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andrew kahofer

Legend and scoundrel but mostly awesome
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Andrew Mueller

A leader among peasents, a deity upon mortals, a Mueller among civilians. Andrew Mueller is a half cyber half flesh being. He wields an ubsurdly large battle axe in battle. Andrew (Milk Man) Mueller. Crazy skater, made Tony Hawk cry. Cuts wood and starts fires on a daily. Whenever Andrew Mueller thinks of an Idea a large bomb is set off in a 100 mile radius. Andrew Mueller is the dominant primoridal beast that has been leader for the Muellers since the time of dawn. First real man to ever step foot on the moon. He is the creator of steroyeds. Andrew Mueller is a German-born, London-based fnaf enthusiast and author. He is a 10 time gold medalist winner for fastest time to skin a living hog/boar, and also regularly writes for The Independent, The Independent on Sunday, The Financial.
I feel like Andrew Mueller -ing some hogs right about now...
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chuck andrews

Chuck Andrews is known as Mr Floppy and has ruptured 23 cervixes in his life. No one lets him use the back door. They always do Han him when he saves their life by pulling it out of their throat. And he’s a total sweetheart
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jake andrews

the hottest kid in the world, tall, plays baseball, has hit brown hair
jake andrews is the hottest kid ever
by Jonper April 29, 2021
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Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)

Has vagina problems. Was once called the Queefanator 2000 in the Guinness book of world records. Held the title for 269 queefs in a minute. Now this is only the beginning... Andrew MoQueefa has the shallowest, loosest and most stank / crusty mangina of all time. Lets just say if you were to go anywhere near an Andrew MoQueefa, you would know from his stank pussy right away. There are even tall tales about small insects and varmints crawling out during sex. It is said to be the queen of stanky pussies. Now moving on to the other side... Andrew MoQueefa has had so many things shoved up his ass, that he now must wear a tampon up there to keep his shit from simply sliding out. if he ever were to have a baby it would die from the stankyness of the puss (it would suffocate). He has anal fissures from shoving black dildos up his asshole.
bro 1: dude I had the worst sex last night.
bro 2: why bro

bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it

bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)
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andrew winter

andrew winter
Oh fuck, it's andrew winter.
by i love kids June 22, 2017
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