Cum Turd

The phrase “Cum Turd” refers to when you take a dump and feel way better afterwards.

“Dude, I just laid a major cum turd in the guest bathroom. I feel like I just lost ten pounds.”

by 0s0r0 December 6, 2024

Turd burger

Some one who eats turds

Charlie is a turd burger

by Shjaajqvwcwvjq March 16, 2019

Turd Sock

A turd that is made into a sock

Jill, your turd sock is aweasome!

by WISE7890 October 15, 2015

turds and kinkos

At trip to the toilet to poop

I’ll be right back guys I have to go to turds and Kinkos

by Jacksome July 7, 2024

turd

Bryce Jacobs

Oh my gawd, he is such a Turd

by pseudonym-Bryce Jacobs July 18, 2017

turd burglar

-an individual who finds joy in sucking the joy from others.
-someone who sucks the joy away, as if taking the joy away from relieving yourself by pooping.
-to call someone a turd burglar means they ruin any enjoyable moment all the time.

All i wanted to do was enjoy a peaceful break from work, but my boss kept walking around the office. He's such a turd burglar.

by Bradgehog November 5, 2013

Turd Burgler

A child or infant who often sneaks in a Turd immediately after changing him or her into a fresh clean diaper...

I was so upset at my Turd Burgler baby for chucking a duck into his pamper right after I changed him.

by J4CKTR1PP3R October 3, 2020