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nerd

a nerd is someone who stays in their class while passing period, lunch or after school and jerks off. they usually like to cum on their teachers face and make them give head, now I've been in a situation like this. another term for nerd is queef. also, nerds like to go in the bathrooms, spin around while peeing and while doing this is the girls bathroom. now if you have this happen to you call the life line 002
Gabby!! Zay is a nerd ahh!!
by Qu33f_Eater22 October 8, 2022
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nerd

1. someone who frequents urban dictionary
2. someone who knows how to format definitions

"Nerd" is not a complement, it isn't someone saying you are "smart" or that you "know things". The word nerd is synonymous with 'idiot', 'loser', etc.

If you've been called a nerd, then either you have know idea why, or you have come completely to terms with your situation, and have to accept it, you nerd.
You are such a f---ing nerd. You nerd.
by younerd July 24, 2023
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pink nerd

I asked himnif he wanted some candy, he was like "yeah, your pink nerd."😈😜
by Maria Jaxson October 11, 2022
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tighty-whitey nerd

A nerd wearing tighty-whities, i.e. white briefs. Has been culturally seen as the nerd type of underwear for decades, often made fun of and leading the wearer to become a victim of wedgies and pantsings.

At schools and other places, as well as culturally, as boxers and then boxer-briefs became popular, tighty-whities came to be seen as nerdy – partly because of their feminine shape, which is why briefs are sometimes also called manties or male panties.

In popular culture, this can for example also be seen in movies, TV shows etc., where most of the times whenever there is a nerdy character he wears tighty-whities, or when someone is being pantsed in a funny scene or becomes wedgied they usually wear tighty-whities.

In this day and age, because of this social stigma, you cannot really be seen wearing tighty-whities without being seen as nerdy by a lot of people, since it has become such a big part of popular culture and is portrayed in this way in movies, on television, talkshows etc. Avoid wearing if you do not wish to be wedgied, pantsed or made fun of for your underwear, since this is what tighty-whities has come to represent in popular culture.
Look at that tighty-whitey nerd!

Maybe he will one day change the world...
by whitebriefsforever May 8, 2024
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Spooky Nerd

A little lightweight weeb piece of shit that dates about 138 girls a week, He gets ever GF from Roadblox and Fortnite, and the way he does it is Fortnite dances
by Tecni246 August 9, 2018
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Nerds Shotgun

When you take a box of Nerds; insert the candies into an anus and then that person farts in your mouth.
Last after the bar I went to her house and bought Condoms and nerds at the gas station. We got to her house and she gave me a “Nerds Shotgun”
by Sewer Rat Stiven May 19, 2023
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Andy the nerd

Divine creature that protects all and everything
Andy the nerd won the rap battle against Joey the bully
by Andy the nerd October 8, 2020
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