by straelovesyou June 8, 2021
Get the Nerdmug. by Chikabille January 19, 2022
Get the Nerdmug. by escyr August 19, 2024
Get the Nerd pipesmug. When someone who works in professional services (lawyers,doctors, accountants.. etc) is over studious and over achieving and makes others look worse and thus makes them work harder.
Typically seen in public accounting.
Typically seen in public accounting.
SG (tax accountant): hey Bro, you here JM asked for more work from the managers & partners. He said he still had capacity working only 60 hour weeks. Wants to up to 80.
DB (Other accountant): Man, that guy always tries to make us look bad we we only work the designated 37.5 hours a week. He’s such a fucking Nerd-Rat. *bangs fist on table*
SG: yea but your also a fucking nerdrat working 42 hours a week.
DB: Your a fucking nerdrat
SG: fuck you. Nerdrat
DB (Other accountant): Man, that guy always tries to make us look bad we we only work the designated 37.5 hours a week. He’s such a fucking Nerd-Rat. *bangs fist on table*
SG: yea but your also a fucking nerdrat working 42 hours a week.
DB: Your a fucking nerdrat
SG: fuck you. Nerdrat
by NOTACPA May 21, 2020
Get the Nerd-Ratmug. Nerd stands for Never Ending Reading Disorder. In other words nerds are people who love reading and want to never stop reading.
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm reading. DUH
Person 1: Hey guys, This guy is a nerd, you hear that a NERD!!!!!!!
Person 2: I'm reading. DUH
Person 1: Hey guys, This guy is a nerd, you hear that a NERD!!!!!!!
by Captain Blackbeard Kidd October 31, 2019
Get the Nerdmug. Esentially a woman that is out of options and instead of fuckboys is looking for nerds to sustain her (and often her child) financially and emocionally. Usually such woman is over or close to her 30's because in her 20's she used to party do drugs and dissolve her brain in alcohol. One day she realises she achieved nothing and either has no children or the father went out to buy some milk, so she decides to find a clueless nerd and claim that she's interested in "nerdy" stuff like watching Harry Potter or Avengers in order to trap him in a relationship with her.
P1: Look at her Tinder profile, says she's a 29-yo nerd because she plays Sims, watches movies like Avengers and her favouite movies are recent Star Wars movies.
P2: Cut it man, only thing you have and she is really interested in is your wallet, she's an absolute nerd snare.
P2: Cut it man, only thing you have and she is really interested in is your wallet, she's an absolute nerd snare.
by Pan Cogito July 19, 2021
Get the nerd snaremug. I'm a nerd whore. thank you Joel McHale, Neil Patrick Harris, James Roday and above all others Steve Colbert
by jacquibreaky June 6, 2010
Get the Nerd Oathmug.