by Zion183 August 30, 2020
An egg that is made solely for a dog or other pet while one is preparing a meal. Must be made on its own and entirely apart from items prepared for others, or it is not a true private egg. E.g., leftover scrambled eggs do not qualify as a “private egg”.
Ex 1: Babe, could you bring me Eames’ bowl? I made her a private egg.
Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.
Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.
by g4ry_bus3y August 26, 2023
When you're making a delicious, unique combination of eggs and anything you find in your fridge in a frying pan and someone looks and asks what you're cooking. EGGS AIGHT!
by Mitchq January 19, 2018
where you take a strip of dairy milk then stick it inside your willing partner. proceed to have sex, then creampie and piss in her. this symbolizes the chocolate, white stuff, and yolk.
by NOTTHEEXIT November 10, 2021
An egg that is very conspicous. It blends in with the other eggs, though it is actually a capitalist spy.
It'll ring a ding ding all your communist friends
It'll ring a ding ding all your communist friends
by Reesa pisss November 14, 2018
A mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 06, 2023
Haunted/cursed Faberge purchased from an estate sale where the person died in a scary way, like in a very thrilling horror movie.
by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018