the captain effect

When all forces combine to create the ultimate meth child, grown yet completely dulled and retarded, the creature would be known as "captain autism". When "it" finds a new victim to splooge its flem, and beat off to, it is known as the Captain Effect. Where the victim can no longer escape this new found growth of a creature attempting to suck the victim off at the force of a thousand suns

John became depressed as he realized he was under the spell of the captain effect.

by Edgemaster420691488 December 5, 2017

The Lockdown Effect

When you recall an event to have happened a year ago, when in actual fact it happened two years ago

“remember our trip to spain last year”
“that was two years ago, we were in lockdown last year”
“must be the lockdown effect”

by Addiscum June 13, 2021

Nico Effect

The psychological effect of the modern-day era where one is able to predict what would happen after they get into some type of situation that has something else happening behind the scenes. Usually involved with your friend's girlfriend.

Conversation between Boy 1 and Boy 2..

Boy 1: bro, so what happened with you and her? Were you able to smash?
Boy 2: no dude, I experienced the Nico effect. I knew she had a boyfriend, and in the end she'll say she'll call cuts with me.
Boy 1: damn bro. Anything else happen?
Boy 2: well I hit up her dm's and she's like "we're dating so you can't be feeling like this rn" and I'm like "ik you were dating I was being sarcastic".
Boy 1: YO SO SAVAGE HAHAHAHAHA

by Asian guy that's Filipino August 13, 2017

The Dreaded Effect

The Dreaded Effect is a well known psychological principal that snaps kids like twigs, makes them ragequit and reminds them that they're trash.
It has at times lead to a very diplo response from certain parties who are infact breaded rather than dreaded.

That kid got Dreaded.

I certainly felt the dreaded effect

by Thunderpain January 23, 2020

Kylie Effect

The urge to not focus on any thing else but Kylie Jenner’s bootliciuos ass

I was trying to do my homework but the Kylie effect ruined that

by MLKVevo July 25, 2022

The NACE effect

When you are playing PUBG or any other game with a redzone/bomb zone, and you always get killed.

Bro don't play with me i have the NACE effect

by bloumark June 11, 2018

Shock Effect

When someone loses control and says the most unspeakable, inhumane sentence known to man. Inspiration for the word comes from the icon "ShockZy", because he is unhinged.

"Sorry about what I just said, Shock Effect got me."

by Inkmale October 19, 2022