Taylor Swifty

The point at which you are just drunk enough that Taylor Swift songs become tolerable.

"Hey Lynnsey, let's get Taylor Swifty tonight! I'll wear a t shirt. You wear a short skirt."

by Strokemyemo September 7, 2017

Taylor

Taylor's are caring, loving, funny, loyal, commited, and cute. They have big hearts and are usually extremely sensative, even if they might not show it. Taylor's are also very good looking and have hot bodies. Taylor is also very successful when it comes to girls and flirting. They have a good sense of style and have AMAZING hair. Taylor is a very funny person and will make you laugh. If you know a Taylor, make sure that you never let him go because he is an extremely loving friend and boyfriend. :3 He'll have you fallin for u in seconds!!!

girl 1: Taylor is such an amazing friend!

girl 2: I know right. But hes an even better boyfriend!!
girl 1: Awww!!!

by _Shawty_ August 22, 2022

Taylor’s Chief

A person who claims to be a fan of the Kansas City Chiefs (NFL team), but in reality is a bandwagon-hopper who only started following the Chiefs due to Travis Kelce’s relationship with Taylor Swift. They are not really a football fan, and they should always be called out for trying to pose as one for attention.

The name is based on the “Taylor’s Version” naming convention created by Taylor Swift used for some of her songs.

Person 1: Omg, the Chiefs are eliminated from the playoffs, I’m so mad!
Person 2: You’re a Taylor’s Chief. You’re not really a football fan.

by WarWillKill December 15, 2025

Taylor New

An unbelievably sexxy girl. She looks good enough to be a model and drives all the guys crazzzzyyy. She has bright blue eyes and an amazing body ;) She's also one of the most fun and craziest girls youll meet.

"Did you go to frightland land last night?"

"Yea i went with a Taylor New and it was amazing!"

by RiRi29 August 25, 2011

Taylor Renee

Taylor Renee is on bad ass chick that you probably shouldn’t mess with. She has an amazing smoking hot body and crazy hazel eyes that see more than she leads on. If she falls in love you have a partner for life with the best sex life ever. Piss her off and you will pay forever.

Damn that girl is fucking homogeneous but she is no Taylor Renee…

by Breakitbrad January 2, 2023

taylor register

The weirdest person I have ever met. But pretty cool. Soccer player. But totally not a PLAYER.

Woah, who is that the soccer player, um.... what’s her name again?
It’s Taylor Register.
But its fine, she’s not a player.

by TTHE COOL GUY September 21, 2017

Marjorie Taylor Swiftification

In 2024 America, the conflation of celebrity and politics.

Many believed the singer could influence her millions of followers to vote Democratic. Others saw in the congresswoman's ability to grab the spotlight for any utterance, no matter its content, a promise of actual Conservative leadership. They were all swirling in the media's Marjorie Taylor Swiftification of culture, blurring the separation of Stage and State.

by Monkey's Dad January 12, 2024