cunt punt

When a guy kicks the cunt as if punting a football (or just kicking). Getting the female back for punting him in the balls.

"dude, you got kicked in the nuts, even the playing feild and cunt punt her ass."

by "Big" Mike September 5, 2008

Thunder Cunt

A thunder cunt is when a female has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thigh making a very low frequency sound similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants can hear it from miles away.
An example of a woman with a thunder cunt would be for instance…
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Monique
- Any woman on the biggest loser

Steve, how could you ever make love to that Thunder Cunt beast?!

by Messy Tessie Torres March 16, 2009

joe cunt

A Derogetory term used to describe a person whom you dislike(1). It can also be used as an agressive manner of addressing someone (2)

(1)
Person 1 - Who the fucks knocked our bins over?.

Person 2 - I think it was joe cunt next door joe cunt next door!.

(2) "How, Joe Cunt, what the fuck are ye lookin at?!?"

by Mr. Wogg December 30, 2006

cunt lick

one who is extremely annoying and disgusting. one who has exceeded the norms for being a douche bag. used to insult f-tards while not technically cursing, yet still being vulgar enough to offend.

1.the assistant principals at plant city high school are such cunt licks!!! i am so glad not to be there anymore

2. dude, your sister is such a cunt lick

3. holy F@%K , could you be anymore of a cunt lick?

4. mother flip, that turner the ap is such a cunt lick. why couldn't she just get cancer?

by michele mania January 30, 2008

super cunting

super cunting... derivative of cunting. When something is slightly more cunting than that which the singular use of 'cunting' doth suffice to describe. Most often used in the sentance... 'that's not cunting, that's super cunting'.

Pedros, the Spanish Stud slept with my girlfriend... that's cunting.... then he slept with me... super cunting.

by jonniejoejonson October 11, 2006

cunt scratchers

A crude terminology for ones fingers, most often used by bogans or workers in a trade-type evironment.

Oi Andy, wrap your cunt scratchers around this fridge... it's fuckin heavy and i need some help lifting it

by Capalaba scum October 8, 2007

Cunt Diver

This is a male who has a large cock and can go deep into the pussy hole. Most men can't go this far since they have a little penis. Cunt Divers can make a women scream and can cause them to pass out in some cases. Also Cunt Divers can make a pussy squirt half way acroos a room. Cunt Divers have to be carefull so they don't cause internal bleeding to some poor bitch.

Did you see how Sara was walking this morning? A Cunt Diver must of got ahold of her last night.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012