cum-tantrum

A perverse fantasy conservative columnist George Will has about President Obama and the debt crisis. In reality, cum-tantrums are usually the messy result of too much tea-bagging going on in the House of Representatives.

Eric Cantor had a cum-tantrum and stormed out of the debt talks.

by Joan of Snark July 28, 2011

cum logic

Girl who always swallows shall not be required to clean up future unintended spills.

This is cum logic.

"You've been paying it forward by swallowing, so cum logic absolves you from cleanup this time"

by cumLogician October 30, 2011

cum cavern

the cunt of a slut. a huge open space with all sorts of cum stalagmites and stalactites and shit. some grimy shit right there

your grandma's such an old ho she's probably got a cum cavern

by cs2toktos October 13, 2011

Femboy Cum

Best type of cum to drink, consume, or have all over your face.

Person: I love me some femboy cum
Other person: Dude that's super fucking gay
Person: Well you know I love me some femboy fags
Other person: Jeezus have fun eating that femboy cum I guess

by cheeseh8rthe420smoker April 22, 2023

Cum Cataclysm

The ultimatum of our universe's existence. Sometime, in the next 100 trillion years, when all of the stars have faded out, a great, powerful force will take hold. A tidal wave of semen will wash over all of existence, enveloping it. The universe will be submerged in semen, similar to that of Rapture from the acclaimed game series Bioshock. The new powers of the semen tsunami will reinvigorate the universe, giving the stars a new source of power, Cum Power. This Cum Power will serve as the ultimate driving energy of existence. Planets will rise, with cum-adapted aquatic species.
And it will go on like this, for a googol years. A cycle. A loop. And then the Cum Gods will rise.

"The Cum Cataclysm awaits!" shouted Steph, in public.

Bystanders stopped to look at him.

He awkwardly stood there, holding a cardboard sign above him, with the crudely written words "Cum awaits!" in bold.

by TheArchivist July 27, 2023

Cum Weed

When I get upset I can't put my peepee in cheese butt and then eat a dandelion

"plz let put peepee in butt."

"No go cum weed yourself bitch"

by Lesly bean March 27, 2020

Cum Saddle

The state of which a male has ejaculated whilst his girlfriend is in the cowgirl position and it forms a viscous pool between his sides and her thighs.

"I rode him so hard he had a cum saddle by the end of it, it wasn't my first rodeo"

by junebuggg April 24, 2020