Texas Shortcake

When you eat the period blood while performing Oral.

He was feeling very hungry, so he decided to share Texas Shortcake with his girlfriend.

by Steve_Brows January 24, 2022

Texas Hudley Walking

That ugly-looking walking motion black Texas teenagers make in the school cafeteria by rocking their hips up and down like sum black folk dance, look like a penguin if a penguin from the ghetto, also followed by that flaw face they make that look like they tired about that life, like they about that sum sums. Usually done by black school athletes. Look like a old woman tryna waltz with rhythm

I saw a hudley walker entering the cafeteria like he about summa that life. We call that the Texas Hudley Walking

by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022

Texas Plate Job

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.

"Bro she gave me a Texas plate job last night, I think I need to get tested."

by mercxz May 9, 2024

good texas

a.k.a. Dirty Sprite

A codeine and soda mix that was started in Houston and popularized by Three 6 Mafia.

Future in "Ball Like This":

"Private Parties, you on the guest list
I'm sippin on that Ace Of Spades
I'm drankin on good Texas"

by deedeeC May 9, 2016

Texas rangers

A sack of potatoes that can’t do shit in the actual season. But when they do good and make it to the playoffs motherfucking Nelson Cruz comes in and olae the shit out of the ball and we choke and lose to the head ass cardinals

The Texas rangers suck dick!!

by Beenerboi200 November 7, 2019

Occupied North Texas

Oklahoma.

I was going to take a trip to Occupied North Texas, but then I remembered there is no reason to ever go there.

by SaucelessSpaghetti October 24, 2018

Corpus Christi, Texas

Small Port City on the Gulf Coast. One of the few cities in Texas that have a declining population (Though slowly).

Corpus Christi is a city that proves the racial stereotypes to be true (They even have a MLK Jr. Dr. So yeah)

Demographics:
90% Hispanic
9% Black
1% White

Population:
317,863 (2020)
317,773 (2021) (-0.1%)

Politics: Purple-Red

Corpus Christi, Texas is the great value version of Mobile, AL.

I lived in Corpus Christi, It sucks (Though padre island and the U.S.S Lexington are cool)

by IhateSouthTexas January 24, 2024