retardofascism 

A political system which develops under conditions where ignorance trumps knowledge and power is achieved by appealing to the lowest common denominator. Similar to idiocracy, but without any good parties.

With the decline of decent public education and the rise of Glenn Beck, the USA declined into a state of retardofascism.

retardofascism by QRDeNameland January 26, 2010

Retardo monkey 

A Mexican slave-boy with physical and mental dissabilities. Resembles a retarded chimpanzee and is used for sex.

I was in Mexico and I hired a Retardo monkey to have sticky-funtime with.

Retardo monkey by Jappy jappy jappy September 25, 2010

extremely retarded 

a person is a fucking idiot

your extremely retarded tom

extremely retarded by thekkks January 28, 2022

Regtard 

A regtard is a Counter-Strike (or any FPS game for that matter) player that plays regularly on a public server and generally makes an ass out of themselves the entire time.

This type of person is prone to typing things like "OH NOES I'M DEAD!!!" and "OMFG soandso's a h4x0r!!!".

More often than not they are under the age of 17 and live in Canada.

"(ADMIN-ONLY) dYn mfspolo: Oh no, Shadow Knight just connected, he's such a friggin regtard."

Regtard by solidefy April 21, 2005

Richmond Regards 

The dramatic act of leaving your excrement in a bag in a prominent location at a lovers house.

Used in 1 of 3 ways;

1. A break-up device (when a text message or argument in the street just can't sum up your disdain for your former-partner).

2. As a fetish tool - to surprise and excite your loved one when they return home from work.

3. Accidentally. When your lover heads out for work - leaving you in bed. You proceed to lay an enormous cable in their toilet and (petrified of flooding their apartment or leaving the huge log to float and welcome them home later) you panic and decide to scoop it into a bag and drop it into the nearest bin when you leave...but forget to take it with you and leave it on the sideboard in the hallway for them to discover upon their return.

"What a prick he was. I couldn't help it - when he left I went nuts. I flushed his goldfish down the toilet, ripped all his jeans in half, left a message for his mum saying he got a hooker pregnant...oh, and before I stormed out...I left my Richmond Regards at the top of his closet...should take him a couple of days to find."

"Hi honey, just wanted to leave you a message to say I can't wait to see you tonight...and in the meantime...I've left you my Richmond Regards on your bedside table. Enjoy"

"I couldn't believe it. I really clicked with this guy...and as soon as the door slammed shut I though 'Fuck...I've left him my Richmond Regards'"

Richmond Regards by Shannoniax May 18, 2010

carry on regardless

(v.) To ignore distractions and barriers and continue ones' task.

Ignore them gentlemen, we'll carry on regardless!

carry on regardless by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

retardacon 

A retarded Decepticon.

"You're such a retardacon!"

retardacon by Magusto May 20, 2008