chickity clack rocks for tabletop games like dnd, pathfinder, call of cathulu, Warhammer, ext that go clickity clack when you roll to attack and make you sad when they dont agree with your plan.
player: i shoot the troll
gm: ok clickity clack roll the math rock to attack
player: .....nat 1.....
gm: your arrow flies and hits grabnack in the back of the head nocking him to 0 hit points
player: GOD FUCKING DANM IT
other player: dont blame the math rocks for your failure
player: FUCK YOU
gm: ok clickity clack roll the math rock to attack
player: .....nat 1.....
gm: your arrow flies and hits grabnack in the back of the head nocking him to 0 hit points
player: GOD FUCKING DANM IT
other player: dont blame the math rocks for your failure
player: FUCK YOU
by asxdghjkl June 03, 2021
by Another Wise Ass April 16, 2021
The type generic "hard rock" that all has the same over produced and polished sound. This insipid pointless music always manages to sound heavy yet incredibly soft all the same time. Perfectly smoothed over and silky in the worst possible way. Every singer has the same generic throaty "rock voice" thanks to the wonders of modern production techniques. It's the most risk averse genre of music since boy bands. They may try to sound "different" by adding something like a string section or piano breaks, but it's all hopelessly terrible. This is the mind of music you would find in the rock/metal section of your local midwest Walmart. Bands include but most certainly aren't limited to Skillet, 3 Days Grace, Seether, Buck Cherry, Alter Bridge, Chevelle, Nickleback, Trapt, 3 Doors Down, Stained, Daughtry, etc etc wash, rinse, repeat. Cut, copy, paste.
Bro: "Hey man, would you like to go see the Skillet show with me tonight"
Person with taste: "Why on earth would I want to go see a crappy Walmart Rock band?"
Person with taste: "Why on earth would I want to go see a crappy Walmart Rock band?"
by Pickled Fish Lips March 30, 2020
by Chef's ahoy November 29, 2019
Tom:”I was in the woods and I saw a Large Rock”.
Larry:”Dang dude did it have moss on it”.
Tom:”It had a lot”
Larry:”Dang dude did it have moss on it”.
Tom:”It had a lot”
by A possum possum January 01, 2021