Mario Bro

One who must always "one up" someone

Person: Hey so I got a new phone! It's a nokia
Mario Bro: Well I got the new iphone
Person: Nice! I also got a new windows computer
Mario Bro: I have the new imac
Person: Dude....quit being such a mario bro

by awesomepersonofawesome December 14, 2011

Bro Factor

Usually involves a large amount of Bros in one location. Can sometimes be referred to as marauding territorial apes.

You're at the club and over half of the people in front of you are wearing polo shirts and plaid shorts. The Bro Factor there is high.

by dr. dae March 7, 2011

Bro Council

noun- A meeting of bros to discuss things or events in one bro's life. The topics of these meeting should be held with the utmost secrecy among bros and should not be discussed with any female whatsoever. At the conclusion of the bro council, the topic shall be no longer discussed and the bros who participated in the meeting shall act as if no meeting has even occurred.

Bro 1-"Dude, we need to have a bro council. The girl I've been banging for the past month wants to date me."

Bro 2- "This calls for an emergency bro council. I will send word to our fellow bros."

by 845 Bro August 17, 2011

Psuedo-bro

The name for a girl who is considered one of the guys. She's as close to being a bro as her vagina will let her get, but there is always that little distance that prevents her from being an actual bro.

Dani hung out with the guys in Ben's basement last night. She's a total psuedo-bro!

by LaneyLou92 November 22, 2011

Bro-vice

Advise only to be administered by a "Bro". Generally only serves as a distraction from a personal issue you cannot cope with.

Bro 1: "Bro, I can't get over my ex, I need some Bro-vice."
Bro 2: "Bro just fuck bitches and get money, Later we'll watch National Lampoon's; Van Wilder, he know's everything."
Bro 1: "Broski you're the best!"
Bro 2: "No broleash, you're the best"

by BroCash December 3, 2011

defenstration bros

Tommyinnit and Technoblade in TUMOASD by Eneliii. It is very pog. "Got thrown out a window? Me too. We are Defenestration Bros. All capitalized. Defenestration Bros, here to save the day after falling from tall heights. We could - we could have like, a movie made about us Technoblade.” Invented by Tommyinnit the courageous and athletic and handsome and charismatic vigilante.

Wilbur: Go skydive out the window.
Dadza: Wil, no!
Technoblade: *jumps* I hate defenstration bros.
or

Tubbo: What do you mean you don't want to watch the bee movie? Jump out the window.
Tommy: *jumps* dEfEnsTratioN bRos!

by v!sonder April 25, 2022

flip bros

a group of close bros who flip girls. usually involves two bros at a time, having sex with a girl. not to be confused with a threesome, instead of same time, they take turns on the girl.

“dude did you hear about the flip bros in lbk? they flippin hoes left and right.”

by thewatcher_ June 15, 2018