The response you’ll get from your fagalicious, lame-ass friend when you call him out on his habitual moving habit, his frequent magic trick of texting, then dropping his phone and running away and for being bottoms up when ya just really need your Cpt WhaleNuts.
Hey Jon, ya coming?
Yeah, Yeah, I’ll be over in 20 mins with whiskey and wings to get that fuel pump changed..for real this time!
Yeah, Yeah, I’ll be over in 20 mins with whiskey and wings to get that fuel pump changed..for real this time!
by Chugglenuts January 12, 2019
Billy: "Yo, have you seen Starr since we graduated."
Bobby: " It's Facebook time, she probably on right now, look her up."
Bobby: " It's Facebook time, she probably on right now, look her up."
by Qwertymf5 March 15, 2010
Phrase:
A common alternative (identical meaning) to the saying "Just in the nick of time".
Person:
Not to be confused or conflated with "The Nick of Time".
The Nig of Time is a well dressed negro man with the ability to control time and believed to be an apostle of the great prophet Aunt Jemima.
Portrayed frequently in the Aunt Jemima texts, his role is often disputed among denominations and scholars of the Aunt Jemima Chronicles.
The most common definitions depict The Nig of Time as a time altering figure knowing the exact coming of the Anti-Jemima, ultimately leading to the apocalypse.
A common alternative (identical meaning) to the saying "Just in the nick of time".
Person:
Not to be confused or conflated with "The Nick of Time".
The Nig of Time is a well dressed negro man with the ability to control time and believed to be an apostle of the great prophet Aunt Jemima.
Portrayed frequently in the Aunt Jemima texts, his role is often disputed among denominations and scholars of the Aunt Jemima Chronicles.
The most common definitions depict The Nig of Time as a time altering figure knowing the exact coming of the Anti-Jemima, ultimately leading to the apocalypse.
"You got here just in the nig of time!"
"And the Nig of Time said unto Jemima, Lo, I come unto thee in a thick puff cloud, that the people may hear when thy speak with thee, and cookest thee pancakes for ever."
"And the Nig of Time said unto Jemima, Lo, I come unto thee in a thick puff cloud, that the people may hear when thy speak with thee, and cookest thee pancakes for ever."
by zhz December 18, 2006
by g1ngerbrenda April 29, 2019
v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).
n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).
n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.
Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.
by galcoolest March 01, 2005
by the giggity-er goo!!! January 22, 2009
by da vary swagger January 06, 2010