Ben james sockett

Cheats on his girlfriend but is secretly gay

You are such a Ben james sockett

by Ben sockett November 11, 2019

Ben ha no momento

when you get a joe moment so hard and you say 'Ha no'

dude have you ever had a fucking Ben ha no momento and said 'Ha no?' it is so fucking fun dude. haha funny Xd man go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by NOT An Orphan Ass Clencher February 8, 2021

Oh my Ben!

When your retarded mate Ben fucks up in some way. It can also be applied to your other mates as long as they commit some fuckup but should be reserved for your mate called Ben if you have one.

Mate called Ben: Misses sitter in Rocket League
Mate 2: Oh my Ben!

by ChickenCooploveskids January 2, 2023

Ben Traill Syndrome

When someone with commitment issues finds themselves only crushing on “real” but unobtainable guys (i.e someone they met on vacation or a minor celebrity). Results are magnified if said guy plays the guitar.

After my recent breakup, my Ben Traill Syndrome began to flare back up.

by Alice_27 June 24, 2022

Dirty Ben Clynes

Someone who is desperate for a succubus.

:I nearly gave up being a Dirty Ben Clynes

by God Vibes September 1, 2021

The Chunky Ben Shuffle

Also know as the 'Chunky Ben Two-Step' or the 'Double Chunk' to those more familiar with the dance. The dance was invented by Brandon, "Chunky Ben" Bennett.

The dance is as follows:

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)

Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)

Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
(Repeat)

The chunky Ben two step/Chunky Shuffle/ Double Chunk also means to have sex, or 'get it on.'

Hey man, get your girlfriend and do The Chunky Ben Shuffle all night long.
My nieghbors will be pissed.

by Periord_Five_Lunch_For_Life January 25, 2011

Ur Ben Lesbian

When your friend named "Ben" is being an utter asshole so you begin to insult him and through your rage you come up with "Ur Ben lesbian."

Congratulations
Ur Ben Lesbian

Fucking universe explodes

by Sadistic Asshole May 17, 2018