Beans on toast

Beans on toast: One of the worst culinary atrocities of all mankind. Its fuking stupid how could any retard have thought of making this an entire meal. The person who invented Beans on toast should be fuked in the kidneys by 10 gypsies.

Josh is eating Beans on toast again. Josh is gay. Beans on toast is shit.

by Khan Asparuh August 26, 2022

burnt beans

(n.) Woman who has been permanently ruined by a black cock

Sean: What happened with you and Carli?
Justin: I found out she banged Devonte.
Shane: You cant do anything with burnt beans but throw them away. Good for nothing.

by nwordplease January 14, 2021

bean job

a bean job is a like a hand job but with beans

give him a bean job

by flatfish87 May 11, 2018

BEANS TESTING

More commonly known in polite circles as the sperm count.

"I have just been to the wank lab to get my tadpole soup beans tested".
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"

by Mr Cunt February 23, 2008

jelly bean

another word for the lesbian sex fetish of licking mushrooms and rubbing the mushrooms on their clit the type of mushroom is usually the ones that grow on the inbetween of hairy sweaty man toes or armpits

hey dude that girl just jelly beaned her self while that other chick sat on her face

by lesbian,with,a,mushroom,fetish June 2, 2009

Bean Burrito

A sexual position in which one person is laying flat on their back and the other person is squatted on top of them, much like sitting on the toilet. The person standing (typically the female) will then proceed to shit on the person on the ground's chest ; mimicking that of a bean burrito when the beans fall out onto the ground or paper plate.

"So did y'all guys have sex last night?"
"Nah, we didn't do anything special. She gave me a Bean Burrito though."

by Sliced Kid April 19, 2016

Bean Storm

whan a man performs oral sex on a woman, and sneezes into her vagina.

You don't have a dusty pussy do you?..... we wouldn't want a category 4 bean storm.

by Meredith & Stephanie October 15, 2008