shit n surf

The beautiful combination of a wireless internet connection and a laptop allowing you to access the net from ur bathroom

dude: where u at?
timeem: im on the toilet shitting and surfing
dude : lmao

by Timeem April 22, 2005

f r a n

The carroty, greasy, moldy residue that you find in a seat recently vacated by a grosely obese woman

When she stood up I almost puked when I noticed the f r a n in the seat

by Albert11 February 21, 2008

Dank n' Drank

The conjunction of high quality marijuana and codeine cough syrup. The "Drank" refers to Purple Drank, a popular mixture of Codeine/Promethazine cough syrup and Sprite.

Dank n' Drank is the polar opposite of a Wake n' Bake - after smoking, a long and comfortable sleep is often provoked.

"Back from the Pharmacy, let's Dank n' Drank!"

"Music is greatly enhanced by the Dank n' Drank process... if you can stay up for it."

by Alien Science November 11, 2009

N*sync

A group of five fugly and gay men who make out with each other off set (yes ladies I called J-Timmy/ Justin Timberlake gay and fugly). Have nothing better to do with there lives than poison the human mind with there horrible love songs that make you want to scream GAY.
The only people that loved N*sync were the gay homosexualsthat would make out with posters of them every day!!!

person: oh my god N*sync is on the radio they suck!!!
gay man: oh my god aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
(singin along) You'll see
It's gonna...gonna...gonna...gonna...gonna
it's gonna be me

All that I do
Is not enough for you
Person:whoa man wtf r u doing
gay man: this is my favorite band in the world
Person: what are you gay?

by homos are people too June 20, 2006

Rug n Tug

refering to a woman stimulating man using her hands. A rug and tug however is often done secretly in a group setting (eg. under a blanket while watching a movie wiht a group). It is also refered to as a hand job, a happy ending, or a snake tamer

Boy 1: "So what did you are her do last weekend when she was over all day?"

Boy 2: "I got myself a rug n tug"

by slangs up August 19, 2008

Skeet N' Greet

When you perform highly amusing sexual acts with a person which involve an ejaculatory emission, and then introduce yourself after the fact.

I met her at the bar, we were totally drunk, then we did a little skeet n' greet. She was all, "by the way, I'm Shauntelle!"

by biggie.mollz January 29, 2009

huff n puff

Someone that gets all aggravated and mad about something mundane. Almost comical

He came in all huff n puff about being stood up.

by Pongo December 14, 2008