Milking A Dead Cow

Trying to do something thats unachievable

Why do you keep trying to fix that car? Your milking a dead cow.

by Treysteroid Of Youtube October 24, 2010

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Milk before cereal

A trend started by Lil ignorant. It’s the right way to prepare cereal. It is as simple as pouring milk in a bowl before pouring the sugariest cereal u can find.

Person 1: Yo did u see ignorants story? He poured the milk before cereal.

Person 2: Yea I just seen it, I’m about to record me doing it too and I’m going to tag him so he can see.

by Debra Johnson inc September 15, 2020

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DUSTY MILK SHAKE

A BLOW JOB FROM YOUR FRIENDS MOM

DUSTY MILK SHAKE FROM YOUR MOM IS BETTER THEN YOUR SISTER.

by BFAB432 October 16, 2008

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Riding the Milk Train

Having sex with a lactating woman (still full of breast milk)

"The milk train is comin round any time of night or day With two big headlights shining so you know the way
Picking up steam rolling down the track
Squirtin out juice on the caboose.
The brakeman's havin a heart attack"

"Man, I was riding the milk train last night. And I wasn't the only one who shot off. Don't go round hungry!"

by Twisted Fixtures July 31, 2007

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big boy milk

Semen, monkey custard, baby gravy. This term is believed to have originated from the Crank Yankers character 'Special Ed'.

Don't move, I'll get a tissue to clean up that big boy milk

by John Bracken July 4, 2006

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drink yo milk

Similar to telling someone to chill out, but you make then feel more inferior to you. Like a child told to drink their milk by their mother or "sit in your car seat".

1 person: "Yo who you tryin' clown, you dont know me?
2 preson: "Stop cryin' baby boo, drink yo milk, sit in your car seat and and eat yo veggies, 'fore I whip that ass."

by Elsworth "Kid Rewind" Usher Jr. March 29, 2007

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