exclusive just friends

when two people who don’t want a relationship, but still want all the best parts of one, make a pact to remain just friends but exclusively for each other

Boy: “So I can’t hang out with other girls?”

Girl: “No, we aren’t dating but we are exclusive. Call us exclusive just friends”

Boy: “Ah man”

by ButWhatAreWe? July 26, 2022

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Just Want To Bite It

It is so saucy, you just want to bite it!

"Those clout goggles look delicious I Just Want To Bite It fam"

by PhatPhnya November 20, 2018

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Just like in the reals

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."

1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*

by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021

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Wow this is a cool new word I just made

Something you say when you just came up with a cool new word (that you just made!) if you say it fast enough it will sound like one long word

“Wow this is a cool new word I just made” - a guy who just made a cool word

by Cool new word guy February 01, 2025

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that's just apples

Everything will be fine; things will get better; don't worry about it. Primarily heard in Australia. Don't worry about the presentation. She'll be apples, considering how hard you've worked!

Things have felt really rocky between me and John lately." that's just apples, mate.

by DR. ARSENSTIEN October 20, 2020

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