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January 16th

January 16th is national Lin-Manuel Miranda day. Hes a composer and he ever wrote his own plays. His greatest achievement was a musical called Hamilton. Many people absolutely adore this musical and some people even look up to him. He really is an inspiration
ITS JANUARY 16TH YALL
by Harassment1234 November 16, 2020
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January 7th

January 7th is national send a titty pic to whoever sends you this definition
send me a tit pic bae it January 7th
by Dixsucker January 7, 2024
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8th of January 2007

Was the day the shittiest CoD player was born aka Liemmel 27, fucking LIEMMEL 27?!. He sucks ass absolute donkey. Just know he is a “handy schänder” and the “Mädchen schänder”.
Joe: “look at that player he was probably born on the 8th of January 2007, look he is camping and playing RPD, like a Liemmel.”
Jeff: “if he kills me one more time im going to impregnate his mother.”
by Liemmel27 August 29, 2022
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January 16th

It's Slander Dorothée Day. If you find a Dorothée, bully her.
Hey it's January 16th.

Yeah I know it's Beat Dorothée Day, I'm searching for one now.
by menoum January 15, 2022
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January 1st

The day where everyone braces for what the new year will bring.
John started digging a fallout shelter when he woke up on January 1st
by Beltbucklebystander January 1, 2022
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Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.
Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."
by JJJSage November 11, 2020
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Juan January

A holiday in January where people across the land celebrate the legendary horse on the balcony, Juan.
“Have you heard it’s Juan January?”
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