January 14

Give a hoodie to a friend.

"Here you go. Why'd you give me your hoodie? Its January 14th."

by larsenersej January 13, 2022

January 8

If your a boy and this is your birthday then your soulmate’s name could be Zoey.

Zoey: hi
Boy born on January 8: I like you
Zoey: that’s great cause ig were soulmates

by Iykyk SOO ya December 22, 2021

9 January

The World's Humour Anniversary. Before this date, the world's humour was *dead*.

On 9 January 2023, the world would celebrate its 21st Humour Anniversary.

by yavuh January 8, 2023

January 1

A day where you throw a turtle as hard as you can at the face of your enemy!!

Isla: “Hey Eve!” “It’s January 1!”
Eve: “Yeah New Years!”
Isla: “And also” hurdles turtle in to eves nose!! :)

by Izlatheleader;) December 19, 2020

January 13th

the perfect day to lose your virginity. Its a good start on the new year.
Lets go, remember better safe then sorry

You: I've lost my virginity
Friend: what since when?
You: yesterday
Friend: ouu I see. Ofc january 13th, Congratulations

by What about simbaaa October 14, 2019

January 29th

international fuck gamecube guy day

a day that we pick on guys who have anything to do with the Nintendo GameCube that is clearly bigger than the usual

being owning one and refusing to use the Wii for the same purpose, knowing a lot of stuff about it, loving the controller

damn gamecube guy sucks, because it's January 29th

by PieNutt January 30, 2022

January 29

Give your closests friends a meaningful paragraph

January 29- I love you bish…

by adotta January 29, 2022