26th of January

Whoo hoo! It’s time to drop-kick all of those bitches you hate day!!

“26th of January, The best day of the year!”

by Cxrps3 January 26, 2025

January 1st

National Jerk Off Day a day to jerk off.

“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”

by LilGreenFry November 3, 2019

January 30

National hang your English teacher day!
Your English teacher must be hung :3 you can get the entire class in on it!

Sorry Mrs Girard... it has to be done.. it's January 30th!

by HotStuffHighSchool January 30, 2024

January 06

National Yareli day , because this is the day to remember Yareli is an awesome name and an awesome person

P1- Doo you know what day it is?
P2- January 06?
P1- No, It’s national yareli day!

by coolchickjulie May 22, 2024

January 16th

It's Slander Dorothée Day. If you find a Dorothée, bully her.

Hey it's January 16th.

Yeah I know it's Beat Dorothée Day, I'm searching for one now.

by menoum January 15, 2022

January 7 2004

the day that only the most elite of human-kind are birthed.

yo, you were born on January 7 2004? damn dog you probably fly as fuck

by ramenhut69 April 28, 2020

13 january

It is a national downgrade day on this day girls cheat on their loyal boyfriends and downgrade themselves to become maid

Girl cheated on her bf on 13 january with chpari ultra pro max drunk piss of shit who is going to become future airport for his kids.

by spmsuic2002 March 17, 2025