Skip to main content

jacob

man “who was that guy from last night? he was mad cool.”
me “oh yeah that was jacob.”
by meowsquared2 May 12, 2024
mugGet the jacobmug.

Jacob Maksym

A cool, awesome hunky guy with an amazing taste in music that really should date someone with the initials 'AG'
That jacob maksym guy is kinda fire
by deandoeandoeandoea July 6, 2023
mugGet the Jacob Maksymmug.

jacob langley

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.
Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying
by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017
mugGet the jacob langleymug.

Jacob

hey look it’s the cunt ‘jacob’
by Harrold Busk September 27, 2022
mugGet the Jacobmug.

Jacob

A name that makes it so you have a high likelihood of being bisexual. It's fated.
Person 1: hey did you know that guy over there is bisexual?

Person 2: of course he is, his name is Jacob
by Drooooopr Trooooopr June 9, 2025
mugGet the Jacobmug.

Jacob

Jacob is extremely charming to anyone who’s meeting him for the first time. A Jacob is a great person to joke around with and knows how to make you feel special. His true intentions are always good but he may appear somewhat cocky at times. He’s inwardly caring and he loves his mom. He is very athletic and attractive. He has a tendency to push real things away but you’ll stay up late thinking about him anyways. Don’t mess with him or his girl or you’ll regret it. He’s so smart but doesn’t want people to know. His smile makes your heart melt and all the girls want him. He wants to come off as cool, and he is. He’s actually really romantic and caring, even if he doesn’t want to admit it. He’s really good at giving cute nicknames too. He’s pretty irresistible and although he has his rough patches, you won’t regret being close to him; even if your not with him forever.
Me: Hey, your hair looks good today.
Jacob: Thanks. You don’t look too bad yourself *winks and smiles*
by dear_sally December 16, 2020
mugGet the Jacobmug.

Jacob

The most based fucking guy you'll ever meet in your life
Look how fucking awesome jacob is
by ItsJoJoba March 3, 2022
mugGet the Jacobmug.

Share this definition