Jacob

The most amazing human being ever.Kind, thoughtful, funny and just a “tad” sarcastic. He’s someone that will always do his best to cheer you up when you’re down and loves to make people happy. Despite all the hardships he went through he’s still the great person he is today. He’s quite the snacc and his smile is just 🔥🔥🔥 (he may insist he’s not a snacc but that’s a lie). A genuine person to be around and you’re really missing out if you don’t know him already. Though he does have a wifey so go find someone else to romanticize.

Jeez I wish my husband was a Jacob

by _Nothing_But_FACTS October 4, 2020

Jacob Motsinger

An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.

Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.

by Msizzy January 6, 2020

Jacob

A Jacob is normally a whore, a guy that enjoys to play with girls hearts and cheat with every girl he hooks up with. A jacob can be nice at first but once you date him, you will notice that he is a piece of shit. And you just hope you’re enemy dates him so she can get her heart ripped out

“Omg, Jacob has changed so much since we got together! He used to be such a loving person, now he is a hoe”

by I’m.your.favorite.. October 14, 2019

Jacob Dorman

Gangster asf
Extremely right winged

Not allowed within 12 feet of children
Beware : Fragile and can break easily

Vegan (such an ick)
Hating on vapers is listed as his college sport

SC: jacob_dorman101

Damn that guy is a total Jacob Dorman

by jacob_dorman101 August 25, 2023

Jacob sezonenko

The most sexiest person to ever step foot on this planet.
He knows how to make you laugh during a tough time in your life.

You know Jacob sezonenko?
That cute one?

Yeah that one!

by Jacob sexymango December 28, 2022

Jacob

Polio addict. Yacob. Wierd-ass short kid. Writes books. Hates people. YEET.

HORY SHIT HERE CAMES JACOB!

by yeetyskeetybeetyreety February 7, 2019

Jacob

Someone who makes u feel comfortable and happy :)) Small interactions with them are the best, for real. He's a gentleman, gives you butterflies in your stomach and makes you feel like you're enough. He's either super clueless or just acting dumb, so just say what you wanna tell him directly.

"Who's the guy you tell your friends about?"
"Jacob.."

"Hey, I've liked you for a long time"
"What?!"
"I've been giving you hints since before..."

by rosesforyou October 8, 2022