by TheBiggestBigShaq June 10, 2018
Get the Free Timemug. A term used when someone royally forgets something or when they Drop the Ball. Time Square in New York City on New Years Eve has a ball that drops to signify the entering of a new year.
"Dan was going to bring me a condom to the party but he Time Squared me, I had to settle for a blow job from that bitch."
by Calling You Out August 12, 2009
Get the Time Squaredmug. by g1ngerbrenda April 28, 2019
Get the pp timemug. Phrase:
A common alternative (identical meaning) to the saying "Just in the nick of time".
Person:
Not to be confused or conflated with "The Nick of Time".
The Nig of Time is a well dressed negro man with the ability to control time and believed to be an apostle of the great prophet Aunt Jemima.
Portrayed frequently in the Aunt Jemima texts, his role is often disputed among denominations and scholars of the Aunt Jemima Chronicles.
The most common definitions depict The Nig of Time as a time altering figure knowing the exact coming of the Anti-Jemima, ultimately leading to the apocalypse.
A common alternative (identical meaning) to the saying "Just in the nick of time".
Person:
Not to be confused or conflated with "The Nick of Time".
The Nig of Time is a well dressed negro man with the ability to control time and believed to be an apostle of the great prophet Aunt Jemima.
Portrayed frequently in the Aunt Jemima texts, his role is often disputed among denominations and scholars of the Aunt Jemima Chronicles.
The most common definitions depict The Nig of Time as a time altering figure knowing the exact coming of the Anti-Jemima, ultimately leading to the apocalypse.
"You got here just in the nig of time!"
"And the Nig of Time said unto Jemima, Lo, I come unto thee in a thick puff cloud, that the people may hear when thy speak with thee, and cookest thee pancakes for ever."
"And the Nig of Time said unto Jemima, Lo, I come unto thee in a thick puff cloud, that the people may hear when thy speak with thee, and cookest thee pancakes for ever."
by zhz December 13, 2008
Get the Nig of Timemug. v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).
n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).
n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.
Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.
by galcoolest February 28, 2005
Get the tissue timemug. by gzzzgzgzgzgzgzgzgzgzgzgzgzgzzz March 10, 2011
Get the squishy timemug. by the giggity-er goo!!! January 21, 2009
Get the mideval timesmug.