Dirty French Braid

The act of braiding someone else’s or your own pubic hair

“Dude, why did you ditch out on us last week?”

“I was busy doing a Dirty French Braid.”

by totallytubeular November 2, 2025

French Whisper

The french whisper is when you tell someone you have a secret to tell them than you cup your hand around their ear and fart.

Hey chef payne i have a secret to tell you. Have you ever heard of a french whisper?

by chef larxson smith December 18, 2024

french crest

The dried crust that dries upon the crest of your lips and around them after a make out session.

Yo, bro. Did you see that French crest on her? She totally made out with Bill all night.

by Malapropismgirl October 18, 2020

french oven

when you queef and pull the sheet over someone else’s head trapping them with your musty pussy

I french ovened my boyfriend before I sucked his dick

by kutipatuti April 1, 2025

French Press

When she sits on your face and you lick her pussy.

"The other day I gave my girl the French Press."

"What's that?"

"It's like a French kiss except instead of tonguing her mouth, she's sitting on your face and you're tonguing her pussy."

by aWarpingTrick November 7, 2017

French

Someone who is crazy and doesn’t know what personal space is and asks rapid fire questions about where you live

Normal person 1: hey look over there, that kid is going around and standing annoying close to all the people he is talking to and trying to get all their personal information.

Normal person 2: he must be French.

Normal person 1: now he’s touching them even tho he just met them.

Normal person 2: he’s 100% French

by Josephine of Arch 1234567 June 26, 2024

French victory

An absolute draw, or stalemate; Otherwise used to flatter oneself after a close competition where one did not necessarily lose, but cannot rightfully say they won.

“Hey man! I heard you got into a fight yesterday! Did you win, or what?”

“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”

by Virum_Vixen July 12, 2023