by MalumLibrum958 October 14, 2022
by therealistmintoreos21 May 10, 2017
mom i got a pb:
you are solving a cube and boom you got a peebeee of 6.666 and you scream as noisly as you can: ¡mom i got a peeebeee!
you are solving a cube and boom you got a peebeee of 6.666 and you scream as noisly as you can: ¡mom i got a peeebeee!
by GDvalentepro January 25, 2017
When your phone gets reset so all the contacts are deleted, your friends pretend to be a possible love interest.
by Khoyrul123 September 30, 2011
“Did you see how happy Mike was when he asked Sarah out and she said yes?”
“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”
“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”
by Dr.Buttbomb October 21, 2023
by Yungnknown October 03, 2022
Dumb bitch:*catches you on FaceTime with another girl*
Dumb bitch:WHO TF IS THAT BITCH
Me:STFU IM WATCHING PORN WITH YOUR DUMB ASS
Dumb bitch: TF YOU MEAN YOU WATCHING PORN THAT BITCH WAS TALKING TO YOU
Me: ITS PORNHUB PREMIUM WITH YOUR DUMB ASS IT TALKS BACK TO YOU I GOT THE RECEIPT RIGHT HERE BITCH
Dumb bitch:WHO TF IS THAT BITCH
Me:STFU IM WATCHING PORN WITH YOUR DUMB ASS
Dumb bitch: TF YOU MEAN YOU WATCHING PORN THAT BITCH WAS TALKING TO YOU
Me: ITS PORNHUB PREMIUM WITH YOUR DUMB ASS IT TALKS BACK TO YOU I GOT THE RECEIPT RIGHT HERE BITCH
by Babyoppie April 04, 2019