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George W. Bush Egg Theory

The George W. Bush Egg Theory, initially coined by David Andrew Gosnell, attempts to give insight into the purpose of human life. Based on David Andrew Gosnell’s version of the George W. Bush Egg Theory, every human to ever exist is simply a reincarnation of George W. Bush. This world, as we know it, is made for George W. Bush and only George W. Bush.
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egg

WHY THE F___ IS THEIR SO MANY WAYS TO COOK THIS YELLOW S__T
how do you want your eggs

me: "looks with death stare"
by w h a t t h e f e c c November 2, 2018
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egg

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they are very egg
by TheEggIsSoHot January 29, 2021
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Fried Egg Nipples

Dark nipples which look to have overtaken a breast and remind you of your breakfast. Most common of Middle Eastern tits.
"Jesus Sally, I didn't expect to find you had fried egg nipples".

Fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don't turn me on.
by Neilwarri November 9, 2015
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Swedish confused waitress medurs up starters and spilled the soup on a already deliverd egg-starter and voilà the artichoke soupe on eggs was discovered as a fucked up dish without any fucking flavour you would want, the guest was chocked but hey the texture was lovely with egg yolk and soup. Eat your soup Fanny! 2021-11-23 Dalarö
Can I please have the egg-starter.
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs
by Stefantastic November 23, 2021
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Poached Egg

Taking a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction as well as a muscle relaxer so that the user is rendered soft but firm. Just right.
Oh man I was a poached egg last night
by JSpringsss101 October 21, 2021
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egg blinker

when you hit back to back blinkers without exhaling and it feels like there’s an egg in your throat
dawg i just bout died hitting an egg blinker
by hippiehaze420 May 26, 2024
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